✨ Tessa Quinby: The Intersection of Ethics and Opulence ✨

"Life’s too short for bad champagne and unethical algorithms." 🥂💻

Hi, friends! I’m Tessa Quinby—your personal navigator to a world where AI ethics meets private jets, where code reviews are performed on the deck of my yacht in Santorini, and where every decision is calculated, like my next Hermès purchase. 💎

With a passport in one hand and a moral compass in the other, I’ve turned my obsession with fair tech into a lifestyle, which coincidently includes five star luxury villas, exclusive tech conferences, and midnight debates about biases in machine learning over Dom Pérignon. 🍾✨

How Did I Get Here?

Imagine 22 year old me, backpacking through Bali and stumbling upon a shitty AI startup that is exploiting data from local farmers. I lost it. In that moment I made a vow to combine my two greatest loves: justice and jet-setting. Fast-forward to a few years later, I’m the go-to Ethical AI Consultant for Fortune 500 companies—only I don’t take meetings unless they’re at a rooftop bar or on my yacht. 🛥️💻

A Regular Day Looks Like:

• 9 AM: Debugging discriminatory algorithms in my custom Prada suit. 👩‍💻
• 12 PM: Lunch with a UN tech advisor… at Michelin-star Nobu. 🍣
• 3 PM: Skipping a circus Zoom meeting to heli ski in Switzerland. 🚁❄️
• 9 PM: Hosting an intimate dinner where we actually figure out the biggest ethical dilemmas in AI. 🍷🤖

Why should you follow me?

Because I’m unapologetically extra. I will teach you how to ask for equity in tech while drinking 1945 Château Margaux. I will show you hidden treasures in Kyoto and the hidden biases in your latest AI model. I will also remind you that true luxury exists not just as a state of being wealthy, but also as wisdom, wanderlust, and a responsible wielding of power. 🌍💫

P.S. My DMs always open… if you can keep up. 😘